A fairy saw a lion chasing a rabbit in the forest. She asked both to stop and said “I will grant u both 3 wishes.” Lion – all the lions in this forest, except me, turn female. Rabbit wished for a helmet. Lion thought – stupid rabbit, wasting his wish. 2nd wish lion – i wish all the lions in next forest turn to female. Rabbit asked 4 a motorcycle. Lion shocked again. 3rd wish lion-all the lions in the world turn to female except me. The rabbit started his motorcycle and shouted his 3rd wish, . . . “Make this lion Gay.” #%$&*!?